Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone?
still my favorite
an example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comic panels
MY TIME HAS COME
Always reblog this piece of sheer brilliance.
One of my favourite Oglaf strips of all time…the guy’s face in that last panel is just ACTUALLY PERFECT :D
You want to hear a sick joke? The Pennsylvania House passed legislation to make it a felony to kill police dogs. These are the same police officers who shoot and kill family dogs all the fucking time.
The bill “Rocco’s Law” comes after the death of Pittsburgh K-9 officer Rocco. The 8-year-old German shepherd was stabbed during an arrest in Lawrenceville.
Under the bill, hurting or killing a dog would be a second-degree felony and carry a maximum sentence of 10 years in prison and a $25,000 fine.
The bill’s sponsor said current law allows for the same penalties for killing a police dog as for merely taunting one.
A Senate Republican spokesman said the bill is likely to pass that chamber as well.
The penalty for “striking” or “taunting” a police dog already carries with it a third degree felony with a maximum sentence of seven years in prison and a $15,000 fine. But apparently that’s getting off too easy. Meanwhile Officer friendly gets to collect his paycheck and go home to his wife after he murders your dog.
Dude your assaulting an officer of the law of coarse it should be illegal.
I always forget that old adage ‘all animals are equal but some are more equal than others’
common sense evades me sometimes.
I’d approve if this applied to ALL dogs or pets. They’re as important to their owners as the rest of the family.
If they can protect their dogs, police officers should be charged with a felony for unlawfully shooting a civilian’s pet.
Agreed on that last one, but damn, I’m good with police dogs being more protected because of this. They’re damn good dogs.
Worst part of being pregnant: You’re hungry and have to pee all of the time.
Best part: No one questions why you’re eating every hour or peeing every 20 minutes. They just make you more food and get out of your way.
This can’t be real